dare-to-dm:

themadcapmathematician:

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Men’s clothing is also a lot more limited when it comes to allowed style and variety and unlike women, men are harshly socially punished for wearing opposite-sex clothes.

Women have WAAY more choices than men that’s why it’s so confusing and difficult to find good clothes.

celestial-heartfilia:

[3/30] favorite female characters

↳ Kuroki Tomoko

issues-of-thepresentday:

someoneintheshadow456:

celticpyro:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

liberscaryrynn:

the-spooky-birdy:

liberscaryrynn:

nunyabizni:

wtf-fun-factss:

Male Affection Wasn’t Taboo Until Modern Days – WTF Fun Fact

but tumblr told me they were all gay.

Do you mean to tell me the internet lied.

Most Europeans could’ve told you this. I’ve never met a more comfortable, personal bubble-less bunch then when I was in Eastern Europe.

We stateside are descended from p u r i t a n s

Frfr. It’s pretty ridiculous considering the whole “aversion to physical affection” thing is pretty uniquely American and people in Europe, Africa, and Asia are all kind of looking at us like “huh?”

I think that’s a big part of why those stimming and “totally satisfying“ type videos are so popular. We are starved for human connection and physical sensations.

I’m not even gonna pin this on puritans. Even Puritans were not that bad, especially since they quickly became a minority and are non-existent now as a denomination, and the US was perfectly happy with physical forms of affection until recently.

I really want to look into this more, but this touch starvation thing really is a very recent phenomena, as in, half-a-century or so recent. Instead of blaming a long dead denomination that is not even that terrible concerning sex as people think, we gotta look closely at ourselves and close previous generations that raised us and our parents.

What if the whole Sexual Liberation is why we all became so afraid of touching each other?

Because we’re so ingrained into seeing everything as inherently sexual we stopped being close to each other and giving physical affection because it was deemed on par with a sexual advance?

Americans are crazy they also think EVERYTHING is pedophilia.

Like in Asian countries, babies don’t sleep in nursery rooms or cribs, they sleep in the parents bed. In fact most children aren’t deemed old enough to have their own rooms until 8-10 years of age. I didn’t get my own room until I was 7. And in some cases children sleep in the same room as the parents to save on AC bills.

I have heard of cases of Asian parents being accosted by the CPS because their child sleeps in the same bed as them. Because according to America, sleeping = sex! It can’t be ANYTHING else!!

No sir! A parent would want their child to sleep in the same room so they can check on them immediately if something goes wrong or to save on electricity! THEY MUST BE CHILD MOLESTERS!

Ok, but when you say babies sleep in the same bed as the parents, how do you make sure you don’t accidentally squash it???

also australia is a bit weird about physical contact too. I don’t see all physical contact as sexual but i don’t like touching people anyway because that’s just a preference, not because i think that way.

The baby is kept a pillow in between both parents usually, either that or nowadays they keep a cradle in the same room as the parents next to the bed.

Oh and I googled the diaper changing thing it happened in Arizona and needless to say people were not happy.

theunnamedstranger:

jumpingjacktrash:

captainsnoop:

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
CASULS GET OUT

celticpyro:

What do you mean “borrowed?”

celticpyro:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

liberscaryrynn:

the-spooky-birdy:

liberscaryrynn:

nunyabizni:

wtf-fun-factss:

Male Affection Wasn’t Taboo Until Modern Days – WTF Fun Fact

but tumblr told me they were all gay.

Do you mean to tell me the internet lied.

Most Europeans could’ve told you this. I’ve never met a more comfortable, personal bubble-less bunch then when I was in Eastern Europe.

We stateside are descended from p u r i t a n s

Frfr. It’s pretty ridiculous considering the whole “aversion to physical affection” thing is pretty uniquely American and people in Europe, Africa, and Asia are all kind of looking at us like “huh?”

I think that’s a big part of why those stimming and “totally satisfying“ type videos are so popular. We are starved for human connection and physical sensations.

I’m not even gonna pin this on puritans. Even Puritans were not that bad, especially since they quickly became a minority and are non-existent now as a denomination, and the US was perfectly happy with physical forms of affection until recently.

I really want to look into this more, but this touch starvation thing really is a very recent phenomena, as in, half-a-century or so recent. Instead of blaming a long dead denomination that is not even that terrible concerning sex as people think, we gotta look closely at ourselves and close previous generations that raised us and our parents.

What if the whole Sexual Liberation is why we all became so afraid of touching each other?

Because we’re so ingrained into seeing everything as inherently sexual we stopped being close to each other and giving physical affection because it was deemed on par with a sexual advance?

Americans are crazy they also think EVERYTHING is pedophilia.

Like in Asian countries, babies don’t sleep in nursery rooms or cribs, they sleep in the parents bed. In fact most children aren’t deemed old enough to have their own rooms until 8-10 years of age. I didn’t get my own room until I was 7. And in some cases children sleep in the same room as the parents to save on AC bills.

I have heard of cases of Asian parents being accosted by the CPS because their child sleeps in the same bed as them. Because according to America, sleeping = sex! It can’t be ANYTHING else!!

No sir! A parent would want their child to sleep in the same room so they can check on them immediately if something goes wrong or to save on electricity! THEY MUST BE CHILD MOLESTERS!

i got terminated yesterday and here is why

cornfarmers:

yeah i don’t know if anyone tried to go to any of my blogs yesterday but tumblr terminated my account. obviously they restored it for me, which i am grateful for, and the team was polite.

do you want to know why i was terminated?

this post. this post wherein a bot added a malicious or suspicious link and OP made a joke back at said bot.

posts like this are really funny and clearly are not meant to spread the malicious link. however, tumblr’s automatic flagging system doesn’t seem to know the difference.

so for the safety of your account, please refrain from making or reblogging posts that bots have added links to, even if it’s a joke on said bot, bc you’ll probably get terminated on accident.

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

lemonade-of-gods:

saint-orihime:

orange-shortcake:

thiccestybutolder:

amethystterror:

lunar-fenrir:

kristineirl:

sugarcoatedme:

uglyvillagersims:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maniac-bakery:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

@woundedtoaster @two–player–gays @maniac-bakery @your-new-dealer @more-zero-than-ace

Skittles, nessi and if i gonna die, i gonna die historic on the fury road. @longbluetongue @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @azucardigital @soupery @a-cosmic-void @wondie

pretzels, flesh-eating ghouls, and i am a violent form of death

happy halloween

I was tagged by @sapphiretrams

Candy Corn, Big Foot, and it’s bold of you to assume I’m going to die at all.

@coolitscaleb @sugarcoatedme @sixamart @okibon @teakayblog

I was tagged by @uglyvillagersims

Milkyway Midnight Dark, assorted sea serpents/monsters, I’m not already dead?

@kristineirl @arquus-malvaceae @horrorlandalice @morbidlyobscene7 @ everyone who wants to

ferrero rocher! bumble!!!! and if I die a violent death I’m gonna be that dude from ghost yelling at people to get offa my train!

@lunar-fenrir @quicksilverwracked @ekstatophoros @viewoverdennistoun @size10plz

Sour cherries, Cerberus cause who doesn’t love a three-headed dog, I don’t imagine I would but if I go at work I’m gonna be upset

@chysterthefriendlyghost @amethystterror @uglyorangecouch @cupcakemalone @miliuel-estel

mmm, I’ve always loved atomic fireballs. I’m tied between harpies and beholders for monsters (a meatball with laser eyes? Umm yes!) and I really don’t think I do anything that would put me in the position of a violent death.

@thiccestybutolder @squishable-amethyst @eddythebearcat @ameovo @mintykiwi @goddess-amethyst @xoacexo @acecartoonplatypus @quonit @amazoning-iris 🧡🖤🧡

happy Halloween babs

Hmmm probs kinder eggs or schoko bons… I think ghosts are cool and I’m afraid I’ll die like, kidnapped by a man and murdered

@twoslippers @orange-shortcake @azurascult @kratozilla @blue-ice-bitch @anyone who wants to do this

Fave candy is prolly ummmmm chocolate, fave monster would beeee anything cutesy like cat girls or wolf fox girls etc. And I think I will not die because I’ll keep updating my software

@saint-orihime @friisans @ichihimefanfics @toastyboye @amechulover have fun you guys. Anyone else can do it too!

Favorite camdy is gummy worms, Fave Monsters are shapeshifters, I don’t think I will die because I have enough common sense not to succumb to Horror cliches & get of dodge now as soon I hear some urban legend. I tag @jylener22 @hinahime94 @strawberryinoue @ahrilicious @lemonade-of-gods

Favorite candy is M&Ms, favorite monster is Yakshi (malayalie succubus) and I’d die a normal and peaceful death the way I’m living now 😂

@someoneintheshadow456 @poesiariptide @gulab-jaemin @haecity @cafemuji