arcticninetales789

If you’re pro any kind of censorship in writing, you can unfollow me right now. Thanks.

mean-bean-machines:

karnalesbian:

arrowquillpokemon:

miasmicsiren:

arrowquillpokemon:

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

anchovy-official:

anchovy-official:

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

yodawgiheardyoulikeponies:

I redecorated my Calico Critters house! The kitchen needed a total redesign so I put in a new kitchen set, I got rid of the TV in the living room and put in a new couch, I got rid of the bathroom and put in a nursery, and I cleaned up the table setting and put in a new table!

gsa-nightmares:

LGBT community: hello, we’re a group of oppressed individuals trying to normalize ourselves, integrate into society, and get basic human rights. We’re just like you. Please stop treating us like we’re freaks.

Modern LGBTQIA+: WE LOVE BEING Q U E E R HAHA ANYONE WHO’S NOT NORMAL IS WELCOME HAHA UWU I LOVE BEING A DEVIANT LITTLE FREAK CALLING ALL WIERDOS WE’RE ~DIFFERENT~ EXCLUSIONISTS DON’T INTERACT UWU

its-bewitched:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

Damn.

withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate

just-shower-thoughts:

Next year will be the last year that ends in ‘teen’ for the rest of (most) our lives

a-salty-scythe-meister:

tooiconic:

truscumber:

They…. wear a seashell bra and have a tail.

Also do you think only men find mermaids hot because I have bad news for you.

This is a joke, right?