trilllizard666:

Tumblr: is insanely notoriously lax in enforcing their own rules regarding harassment, violation of privacy, spambots, and child porn

US Government: hey man there’s like, 100 accounts we THINK are linked to this Russian org-

Tumblr: ok, got it [annhilates about 100 accounts in like 2 seconds and has a whole press release about it] ok, all done. now we will never have to do anything ever again

NCMEC: Uhhhhh. There’s. There’s a lot of child pornography here. A lot that hasn’t been entered into our database like we’ve asked you to.

Google and Apple: What the fuck? The mobile app’s off our store front, this is disgusting.

Tumblr: OH FUCK UHHHHHH. UH. [Makes an automated process to delete the offending blogs along with the spambots.] OK OK GOOD GOOD THAT SHOULD BE FINE- [The automated process starts deleting EVERYONE] -SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Tumblr Users: hey, can you delete this person that’s been threatening to kill me?

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