me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts
Me @ my dog: Here, I got you all these bones and dolls for you to play with, please play with them.
My dog, eyeing my prized stuffed dog doll that looks like a Direwolf that I keep on a high shelf so that she doesn’t destroy it: You’re seriously giving me this cheap shit? Forget that! Give me THAT ONE.
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