phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

  • Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.
  • Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

such-justice-wow:

wolfnanaki:

I find it so irritating that Tumblr did this huge purge of blogs to combat a growing problem of porn bots and and pedo trash, and yet the same problems still persist. So many artists and completely innocent blogs have been lost for nothing.

Its because the makes of the bots adapt to the changes. If people start blocking certain words then they change them.

You don’t just do it one time its an ongoing thing.

transmeddling:

if you wouldn’t call a lesbian you’ve never met a dyke, don’t call her a queer.

if you wouldn’t call a mlm you’ve never met a faggot, don’t call him a queer.

if you wouldn’t call a trans person you’ve never met a tranny, don’t call them a queer.

if you hurl an insult at a stranger, they will assume you mean them harm.

danguy96:

One thing I really don’t get about hard left, SJW types who continue to insist on shitting on Stan Lee (even after the man’s death) for not seeing the point in making Peter Parker in the comics gay or bi for some cheap, faux-representation, is that they never consider this:

Canonically, Marvel is an endless multiverse, technically making every cartoon, non-main series comic, movie, live-action TV show, and what-if story canon, even if they each take place in their own individual universes. Plus, there’s already dozens of fan interpretations and AUs which are basically spiritual successors to the “What-if” stories, only done by fans. So taking all of this into account, you could easily just make your own separate Marvel universe, and make it a universe where Peter Parker is bi, or another race, or even create your own character who isn’t Peter Parker, but somehow ends up becoming the Spider-Man/Spider-Woman of their own universe, and they can be the ones who are gay or bi or Hispanic or Black or whatever you wish them to be.

With the power of creating your own personal universes at your fingertips, you have your cake and eat it too, and the best part is that since you’re the one writing it, you can tell the stories you wish to exactly as you want them to.

The comic book industry is full of problems, and sometimes, if we want to see the stories we want to see become a reality, we’re gonna have to do it ourselves. It may not be “official”, but again, sometimes we don’t need big, complicated companies and industries to create everything for us. Sometimes, with enough care and passion put into them, stories made by fans, for fans, can be just as good as official works.

saintofpride201:

superbpowers:

saintofpride201:

superbpowers:

trilllizard666:

wildmanta:

trilllizard666:

How some of you fuckers sound

Woman: how was your day?

Man She’s Dating: well. it was kinda bad today-

Woman: I am NOT your therapist, shut up. *goes online and posts about “toxic masculinity” “male entitlement” and “emotional labor*

Man: *dumps her for being emotionally unsupportive*

Woman: ….why can’t I find dates? Do I have a repellent, unpleasant and abusive personality? do I drive people away because of my obsession with hot button issues to the detriment of my social life? No. It must be The Patriarchy ™

Have any of you ever met a woman

yeah, including more than a few women like this that i’ve dated and several very awful and abusive women

As much as I feel you’ve been mistreated by the more toxic side of tumblr, that last comment seriously sounds like bullshit to me.

If you’ve honestly dated women like this, I think it was probably your own fault for not seeing signs early.

You literally sound like someone who would blame a woman for being raped… What the fuck is wrong with you??

How dare you use the plight of abuse victims as a straw man. I wasn’t implying abuse is the victim’s fault at all. Being told you are an emotional burden is not abuse you fucking madman.

You… Literally did that yourself. It wasn’t a strawman. It was a fact. You seriously just told the guy that his abuse was his own fault. That is what we call VICTIM BLAMING. It’s literally on par with saying “she asked for it”.

No, ma’am. How dare YOU?

“Being told you’re an emotional burden isn’t abuse”

Mental abuse exists. And one of the aspects of mental abuse is making your victim feel like they owe you for every small thing possible.

reysexualkylo:

My AMAZING friend @atchamberlin commissioned this stunning wedding scene by the ever talented @pandacapuccino from my fic Written in the Stars 

In honor of this, I will be updating the WITS wedding chapter in the morning! I can’t get over this stunning piece. Here’s a snippet for the wedding chapter… 

This hut had been the one she stayed in for the short few days that she had been on Ahch-To. This was where she had been when the bond first connected.

The caretakers must have repaired the hut after Luke had destroyed it when he walked in on her and Ben touching hands across the galaxy. The bond was an interesting entity.

Rey remembered feeling the ticklish spindles of the medical droid that had been working to remove the bandage covering the scar she had given Ben. It served as a reminder that this strange bond they shared— they could feel each other’s pain, emotions, thoughts. It would have always come down to this. They were destined to be lovers. Neither would ever be able to hurt the other without serious consequences.

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adult-sasuke:

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.