kawaii-kuririn:

tumblr is straight up broken! blogs just dont work at all

i get notifications for blogs but then when i press the notification and it takes me to the blog it says the post has been deleted, and not just one offs, its been 6 hours and the blogs newer posts cant be seen on their blogs

but the posts still exist because scrolling on my dash i still see them

what the fuck happened and how dis the fucking website get fucked up this badly (i cant see new posts on ppls blogs on the mobile app or on desktop)

heckedy-peg:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cryingexercises:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

• don’t understand twitter
• don’t understand twitter
• posts are in chronological order
• spite
• no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
• they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
• mega spite
•  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
• Direct Contact with the Memes
• god, wht the fuk even is twitter
• they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

It’s Tumblr being Tumblr. 

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake 😦

Blondies are better anyway. 

2dphobic:

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

I didn’t know that it’s working fine for me.