n-homme:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.

monstergirlsexamination:

that-weirdo-nextdoor:

colonelshootingstar:

What if Aliens think Humans look like pets?

Human: *is minding his own business, filing reports and reading documents at his desk*

Alien: Look at him, doin’ a work. What a good boy. Precious hooman. We don’t deserve them.

Human: You do realize your damn translator is on, right? I can hear and understand exactly what you’re saying. We may be “cute” to your species, but don’t patronize me. I let it slide for god knows how long-

Alien: *runs their “fingers” through his hair, messing up the carefully combed over “floof”* soft hooman, a n g e r y boy

Human: I dropped out of college and went through Martian boot camp for this.

This is just too funny not to reblog.

http://monstergirlsexamination.tumblr.com/post/158762288335/6-stories-of-heroic-humans-saving-people I wrote this god damn it

mjalti:

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no