Never trust a man who is jealous of your vibrator.

Why do you have a vibrator if you’re dating anyways those are for singletons aren’t they

dark-mlm-suggestion:

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

I love these posts that take a sexy tweet and turn them into innocent jokes. Like please keep making more stuff like that tumblr.

desferal:

I am simply me

pan-pizza:

Scientifically breaking down 2000s era

Conclusion:

Boys=Square

Girls=Circle

Yeah I think it’s interesting how it went from “the Harry Potter political analogies are dumb so stop doing that” to “READ ANOTHER BOOK OMG WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT THAT ONE?!”, like seriously guys, lighten up a little and let people enjoy things.

celticpyro:

Seriously!

The point of “Read another book” is “Stop mentioning a popular children’s book series to make oversimplified analogies to complex political issues” because most often, people were like “This political side I don’t like is just like the Death Eaters and Voldemort and this side that I agree with is like Dumbledore’s Army!”

But drawing a comparison with something innocuous like “I’m going to be a better person than my father was,” “Oh, just like this character from this book series I really like!” that’s fine! That’s different!