gingerkyuketsuki:

n-haught:

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

“do not mistake composure for ease”

celticpyro:

People out here really be thinking “big dick energy” just means having a big dick and not having an astounding yet admirable amount of boldness and confidence that few would dare to present.

smarmyanarchist:

all adults have a responsibility toward the safety+well-being of all children they’re around, irl and online. i can’t believe this #hot take is controversial like. at all

Tumblr antis in a nutshell

blackberryshawty:

Literally sometimes just the first line preview is enough to be like “I don’t have the energy for this”

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

toawaterfowl:

geekmystic:

persimonne:

Do we have a support group for authors that can’t write plot to save their lives and would prefer writing only porn? 😭

“I don’t know what to do with these characters next! I guess I’ll just have them fuck.”

Nope, no idea what that’s like…

I can’t do plot, so I just end up with a bunch of vaguely existential one-shots.

I can only do plot until a certain point and I’m the polar opposite.

I can only write smut with my eyes closed (yes I can type with my eyes closed). Because if I look at what I’m writing my mind will spaz and freeze.

Toy Story 4 is going to be about a spork experiencing an existential crisis because a child gave it sentience by gluing googly eyes and pipe-cleaner arms onto it (thus turning it into a Toy). This is the actual plot of the movie.

princess-has-a-pen:

thespectacularspider-girl:

Why end the story where it should’ve logically ended? We gotta cow to milk!

The shorts were fine.

Why not just do that?!

Oh, and the second teaser’s gone Meta! so that’s fun.

Yeah I’m not pleased that they’re making a 4th one they should have stopped at 3

shipping-isnt-morality:

bruisedapplcs:

shipping-isnt-morality:

writing a piece of fiction does less harm than directly threatening another human being 100% of the time

im terribly sorry you never developed a personality beyond “siblings fucking is cool” but can you please shut up

sometimes I feel like a Rorschach test, where people just project whatever thing disgusts them most onto me? which, like, yes, go for it. I am the boogeyman in your fandom, I am into every gross and terrible fictional kink you most despise seeing. every fictional kink is now mine

Don’t tell them about GOT

tonay-the-renegade:

drrarythings:

deviantshunter:

zipscribs:

zipscribs:

zipscribs:

zipscribs:

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

“What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?”

you are never truly alone

~~i really love this so~~

suicide is never the answer.

Bless this post

You’re not alone!

Guys… This

Thanks for making it better

bramblepatch:

thatsdelightful:

whizzer-loses:

whizzer-loses:

today is like the wildest day. ryan reynolds is pikachu. toy story 4 trailer released. stan lee died. 16 year-old andrew feldman is appearing on broadway in dear evan hansen, which won best musical. what the fuck is happening guys what timeline are we in.

actually wait guys i figured it out.

its final pam’s birthday today.

she’s behind the chaos today.

Are you implying the Final Pam killed Stan Lee