Author: arcticninetales789

6qubed:

crystalsoulslayer:

alphahoennomega:

klubbhead:

electricbreeze:

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

vamprisms:

bipirate:

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

realtransadvice:

there is this idea that stealth is only an option for people if you are not in a safe environment but can we acknowledge that some people are stealth simply because they want to be?

we want to live our lives quietly as the sex we should have been born as and not have this trans label pinned to our back 24/7. we don’t want people to know we are trans.

we don’t have to be visibly trans. we come out to whoever we want and if we decide to never come out, that is our personal choice.

some of us don’t want to educate people or be your local political activist, we just want to live our lives stress free.

klubbhead:

I really wanted to give these “comedians” who have been criticized for being insufferably unfunny and focusing on nothing but Trump the benefit of the doubt but then my co-workers put on Jimmy Kimmel and I just….

99% Of his monologue has been Trump Trump Trump and it made me wanna blow my fucking brains out.

Why I have stopped watching American TV or reading American news after 2016:

Because if I hear the name “Trump” one more time I’m going to shoot myself.