alaskantigah:

ofhounds:

fishingboatproceeds:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

I think they were too busy trying to suck that dick they completely missed the past decade of teen action and romance novels.