Welcome to Japan

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Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

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Too bad theres a catch…

Legitimately the nicest country I’ve ever been to. I would move tomorrow if I could have the same job there that I have here.

Also where

Women are autobanned from the workforce after marriage and in some cases even ENTERING RELATIONSHIPS which is why their birth rates are so low

Where child abuse is allowed to happen because “muh family honour”

Where it’s considered better to commit suicide than to see a therapist for depression or to get treatment for mental illness in general

Where “what the neighbors think of my family” is more important than your family’s actual happiness or even safety

One of the unhappiest nations in the world and the country with the highest rate of depression and the lowest number of mental health institutions

Where murders are classed as suicides to make the country look safer than it actually is

Where it’s discouraged to report a crime of any kind because YOU will be blamed for it happening to you

Where people die from exhaustion so often that they have their own word for it

Where workers sleep at their office, get shit pay, and are forced to be in isolated cubicles with no human interaction and no breaks

Where children at every level of schooling are so overworked in every facet possible with homework, chores, exam prep, and extra curricular, ensuring they have ZERO time to even act like children much less brats

Where suicide rates spike in September because that’s when midterm exams happen

Where children are so rare that they are seen as exotic and fetishised, leading to pedophilia and child molestation being on the rise

The Japanese idol industry… JUST the Japanese idol industry and everything about it

If you’re going to look at Japan, look at it from all sides because the place is NOT a utopia.

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