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The Hypocrisy of Andrew Dobson MasterPost

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General Info

Who is Andrew Dobson/Tom Preston?

“Why do you run this blog?”

Listed Examples of Hypocrisy

#1: “Naked Catwoman is bad!/My naked pirates are good!”

#2: “Saying Merry Christmas is bad!/This is stupid because it’s not Christmas!”

#3: “You’re stupid for caring about a character’s hair color/How dare they change how this character looks!”

#4: “Ugh, other men are so sexist for liking sexy things, but not me!/Hee hee, look at all these pervy things I drew while pretending to be a teenage lesbian!”(Part 1 of 2)

#4: “Ugh, other men are so sexist for liking sexy things, but not me!/Hee hee, look at all these pervy things I drew while pretending to be a teenage lesbian!”(Part 2 of 2)

#5: “I’m a pacifist that detests violence, unlike the rest of my gender…/KILL THEM!!! They deserve to die horribly because their views are different than mine!”(Part 1 of 2)

#5: “I’m a pacifist that detests violence, unlike the rest of my gender…/KILL THEM!!! They deserve to die horribly because their views are different than mine!”(Part 2 of 2)

#6: The Samus Commission Incident

#7: “I’m such a good male ally, I never even liked shows or films with problematic actors even before they were outed./Being triggered over ever little thing is fucking stupid!”

#8: Metroid: Other M

#9 “Criticism is bad and mean!/ LOL look at these dumb idiots drawing badly!”

#10: Plebcomics Part 1 – “I’ll do Inktober however I want, fuck you!”

#10: Plebcomics Part 2 – The Corrections

#10: Plebcomics Part 3 – The Fallout Continues

#10: Plebcomics Part 4 – Wont Say “She”

#11: “Stop Doing Sexist Crap!”

#12: How Many Times Can Dobson Be A Hypocrite In One Tweet?

#13: “PCs are dumb and trashy and you’re stupid for using one!/ lol I was just pretending to be a Mac fanboy lol”

#14: “My college never taught me how to make an art portfolio, it’s their fault I can’t get hired!/ PFFFT! Art portfolios are stupid! I’m so famous now that I don’t even need one!”

#15: “Companies should do as the fans tell them to do with their characters!/How dare people demand how a character be used!”

#16: Defensive, Accusatory, and Rude”

#17: The Hot Dog Water Incident Part One – “Batman is a Mary Sue, and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!”

#17: The Hot Dog Water Incident Part Two – Dobson smells like hot dog water.

17: The Hot Dog Water Incident Part Three – “Who care about dragging an innocent into this, someone said a mean thing about MEEEEE!”

#17: The Hot Dog Water Incident Part Four – “I refuse to admit fault, no matter how much better I’d look if I did!”

#17: The Hot Dog Incident Part Five – Dobson doesn’t know what “Blackmail” means.m

#18: “How dare the Simpsons try and silence marginalized people who think Apu is racist!”/“I’m gonna silence a black woman for daring to questioning me about Apu!”

Ways Dobson is a Jackass to People

#1: ”Telling a Victim of Female Bullying That it’s Their Fault for Being Male”

#2: “Saying Homeless White People are Still Way More Privileged than the Average Non-White Person.”

#3: Making an armed break-in to a YouTube celebrity’s house all about him.

#4: Repeatedly trying to insist and claim that Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes is a perfect example of “alt-right Nazi trolls”, aka people who dare to disagree with him or ask for proof of his ridiculous claims in his comics.

#5: Trying to ruin a harmless April Fools joke a website was doing.

#6: Insulting anyone who criticizes his “No straight white cis men in my new comic!” announcement.

#7: “I’M NOT WRONG, YOU’RE WRONG! REEEEEEE!”

#8: “If you didn’t like the Last Jedi, you are clearly a Nazi!”(yes, seriously)

#9: Zelda Williams and “Calm thy Tits”

#10 – Lecturing a Teenage Lesbian About Why She Should Appreciate KorraSami More

#11: Making a Cancer Victim’s Death All About Him

#12: Accusing a Trans Person of Being a Nazi AND Lecturing Her on How They Need to be a Better Trans Person

A Typical Andrew Dobson Response to Criticism

A Typical Andrew Dobson Response To Criticism 1

A Typical Andrew Dobson Response To Criticism 2: Second Verse, Same As The First

A Typical Andrew Dobson Response to Criticism 3: Talking Down To Women Again

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