thetatteredmind:

dasha-is-bats:

kitty-peach:

kalichnikov:

shameshack:

online dorks when they see kids enjoying something they don’t like:

Y’all got problems acting like you’ve never done anything considered cringe in your youths

This is now “cringy stuff you did in your youth” thread

I lied about discovering secret areas and secret characters in popular games that don’didn’t even exist to brag about them to what few friends I had. I even made up movies and games wholesale for no reason whatsoever.

One time when I was swinging at a park I faked being Japanese to keep these kids away from me. In my weird faked Japanese accent I told them favorite food was “oh knees Gary.” Looking back it makes me want to like… Remove my brain and snip whatever gotdamn neuron is making me remember stuff at 10 pm when I’m trying to sleep

When I was in middle school and my cousin was in college we used to tell self-insert Inuyasha fanfiction where Kagome died and I turned out to be her reincarnation to stop a new enemy that was stronger than Naraku. We even brought my parents, my schoolmates, her family, all those people into the story and they each played various roles, usually as antagonists against mine and Inuyasha’s TWU WUB. 

I use the word tell instead of write because they were basically told orally, and I used to get up early every weekend so we could continue the story. Oh, and my cousin lived in America, so we used to hog the vonage phone for hours, the vonage phone my father needed to deal with American clients. 

Yeah, my dad wasn’t happy about that. And imagine explaining “my daughter and her cousin were telling anime self-insert fanfiction” as an excuse for not calling your boss.