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TIL it took Louis XVI seven years to get Marie Antoinette pregnant because he had no idea how to have sex. His brother in law said “he introduces the member, stays there for about two minutes, withdraws without ejaculating”

via reddit.com

does this count as having a really good pull out game

no this is just being dumb

ok but how does his brother-in-law know

Actually if I remember correctly he had a condition that made it painful for him to have sex and was a weak lil bitch and wouldn’t get the simple procedure to fix it for years, and his brother-in-law knew because a group of men watched him and Marie Antoinette have sex after their marriage to make sure they consummated the marriage