thedarkflygon:

ftmconfessional:

your-fave-dandy:

purpleoctop1e:

neptune-against-dickheads:

scardyfluff2:

excellynt:

techcat-mod:

sonictheonlyhedgehog:

owlygem:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

Purple stuck up dude becomes friends with little scruffy brownish dude and they fight a mushroom

We take a hammer and FIX the canon

You ate the wrong dudes, motherfucker

apathetic skeletal joker becomes trapped on computer but fortunately stockholm syndrome makes for great friendship 

and

incredibly bored floral psychopath escapes home dimension to harass new bystanders 

Girl makes cat stop harrasing you and boasts about her costumes

Dog is a good boy and stop the drown

Homeless lesbian witch fucks shit up

And

Everyone is miserable in 1912 New York

Local dumbasses form the holy trinity of dumbassery and treasure hunting

Bird monster’s love of spiced wine leads to him being stuck in a shock collar against his will.

Trans boy discovers life and the power of friendship through long and unnecessary descriptions of French education (also flowers)

Local grandma tricks a bunch of teenagers into performing a satanic ritual so she can take over the world